Tomorrow, here in NYC, fans of Lindsay Lohan are supposed to (it’s hard to find definitive proof on the matter at this time, other than an email we received) attend a “Free Lindsay” rally tomorrow to support the “troubled starlet.” It will be hosted by James Oliver of Beach Bum Tanning Salon, who is primarily responsible for keeping the Lohan family so well sunned. The ceremony will begin with a press conference, and a ribbon will be tied around a building on 7th avenue that will say, “We love you Lindsay! Come home soon.” How’s that for ripping off the work of Christo and Jean-Claude so elegantly?Beach Bum also held a similar event for Paris Hilton when she spent part of 2007 in jail for a DUI sentence, but this one is bound to be more relevant because nobody really cares about Paris Hilton anymore. The Beach Bums hope their “campaign” will “draw awareness to the harsh punishment inflicted on Lohan due to her celebrity status and that she will be released from jail before her 90 day sentence reaches completion.” We already know that she will, in fact, most likely be released early because she’s not a child rapist or a mother murderer. Lucky her, right?

In any case, if you somehow find out where/when it’s supposed to be because your mother doesn’t monitor your internet usage anymore, please consider not going because you’ll impede a bunch of corporate types from getting their lunches. And they’re the only ones who have more rage than a group of Lohan fans.

Source: Hollywood