Lindsay Lohan Mocks Kristen Stewart, Harry Styles on ‘Chelsea Lately’

Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of rehab and ready to ruffle some feathers.

The “Canyons” star, who just completed a three-month stay at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, Calif., stood in as host for an episode of “Chelsea Lately” last night, which is set to air next week. During her pre-recorded appearance she lampoons at least two stars: fellow 20-something actress Kristen Stewart and One Direction boy-bander Harry Styles.

Reading off cue cards, Lohan pokes fun at Stewart’s typical upside-down smile during a bit about the “Twilight” star’s recent anti-paparazzi rant. “I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart finally showed some emotion,” Lohan jokes, though she’s quick to add, “I really like [Kristen], I think she’s awesome.”

But she doesn’t stop there. “Of course [Kristen] hates photographers,” Lohan continues. “They caught a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper!” She’s referring, of course, to those infamous paparazzi snaps of Stewart making out with her “Snow White and the Huntsman” director, Rupert Sanders.

Lohan also mocks Styles’s recent denial of his rumored bisexuality, while bringing her own private life into the mix. “Harry Styles was on the cover of British GQ,” she reads. “He was questioned by the interviewer about the rumors that he’s bisexual with a DJ named Nick.” Before proceeding, she quickly interjects, “I’ve been there, I have” — a nod to her former romance with DJ Samantha Ronson.

She goes on: “He answered, ‘We’re just friends.’ When asked how many people he’s slept with, Harry said, ‘Yes, lower than 50. You’re cornering me. I’ve only ever had sex with two people.’” Then she delivers the punchline, quipping, “Yeah, he’s never hung out with The Wanted and he’s obviously not counting oral.”

Ba-dum ching!

“She said she felt really good,” a source at the taping reveals to People. “And she was polite to everyone, thanked the whole crew. She was on time, hit her marks, and was very funny. The audience loved her!”

Source: Moviefone